Archive for December, 2007
becoming a quality professional in eight steps:
01. Join an organization dedicated to quality.
2. Benchmark and leapfrog.
3. Learn from the masters.
4. Master the quality tools.
5. Build your base.
6. Be passionate about quality.
7. Test your skills.
8. Remember the human side of quality.
笑死了。。。。
0< Alkivar> we’re on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend … it was like sunday afternoon we’re headed back west
< Alkivar> we’re cruisin… maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up … siren blasting … chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we’re both like should we stop … there’s no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us … comes out gun drawn … pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> “SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT’S LICENSE”
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot’s license
< Alkivar> cop’s jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I’ve ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes “get the fuck out of here”
< Alkivar> no ticket… too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I’ll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail
在纽约PARTY了整个周末之后，我们开车回家……周日下午我们向西开……
我们一路巡航，速度大概在130-140mph之间 （注：这两B疯了……130-140mph就等于是210~225km/h）
从路边的一架警车旁边“飞过”
警灯亮了……警笛响了……在高速公路上向我们追过来
我们俩很犹豫要不要停下来……他根本追不上我们的 （注：……）
我们最后决定要当乖孩子，停车
警察追上来。。。边下车边掏枪。。。怒气冲冲
走到我们车边说
“孩子，出示你的飞行执照！”
杰森就掏出了他那张该死的飞行员执照
那警察的下巴掉到了他妈的地上
我这辈子见过的最他妈惊讶的表情
那关口上……警察不满地咕哝了一句“妈的，给老子滚”
没开牛肉干……可能是太难堪了
我这辈子绝对不会忘记那天
我当时以为我们吃定牢饭了