GAP广告。

某一年GAP的红色主题。很多衣服和外套都是红色。不过今年好想又改了的说.

2009年开拍twilight之前的dakota fanning.这个时候的dakota fanning已经14岁了。（恩，那现在该是15岁了。)

2010年12月份

给Teen vague拍的一些照片:

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OP is a guy name selovath from server Drakkari

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World of Warcraft Client Patch 3.2.0 – (2009-06-12)
The latest test realm patch notes can always be found at http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/patchnotes/test-realm-patchnotes.html
The latest patch notes can always be found at http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/patchnotes/

All original content intended to be released for this patch has been moved and will be released in patch 4.7

Death Knights-
Leveling from 55-80 was a bit harsh. So all new Death Knights will start out at level 79. They can also now wear super plate, which gives armor as well as 400 to all resistances. Also now Obliterate now does exactly what it says: obliterate.

Druids-
We have finally added the much requested “God Form” Unfortunately however, this form sucks.

Shamans -
Since Death Knight’s can proc a death rune, you can now proc a ‘Death totem’ however once this occurs your raid dies instantly. If not in a raid, it will randomly wipe a raid within your server. (We’re working to fix this [actually no we're not but whatever])

Hunters-
Pets have been removed from the game. Hunters are now able to tame inanimate objects.

Mages -
Nuthin, oh exept that one new spell that is sooooo shiny and sooo flashy the server crashes. (Not a glitch)

Paladins-
Forbearance has now had its duration increased to 29 days, and the duration is refreshed/ triggered every time you walk or attack something, also sending a mild electric pulse through your computer into your pants. Your account is also deleted.

Priests -
All aoe heals also heal enemies (LIKE THEY SHOULD IN REAL LIFE)

Rouges-
Stealth has been removed. Thats it. Seriously.

Warlocks-
Class has been removed, all warlocks have been replaced with Demons. Demons have the ability to start at level 80 with 2 spells, Phobia: a 20 minute fear and Death: Instantly uninstalls your game. This is a DoT effect.

Warriors:
New talent added: Octopus grip. Allows all warriors to weild 11 two handed weapons, also increases crit chance by 413%

Professions

All professions have been accidently forgotten by all players, sorry.
in addition your profession skills once learned are at -9000, meaning there is no way to level them up

Tough.

NPC Updates

All Pre-BC raids have had all mobs already killed, simply loot.

Hogger-
Renamed ‘ghostcrawler’ for comic relief

Quests

New quest chain in Icecrown, consisting of all report quests, It is also handed in at the same NPC you accepted it from, giving 130 gold and increasing by 30g each time.

All dailys’ have been renamed to Weeklys, however you can still do them everyday. This is just for confusion.

Bug Fixes

Fixed a bug where hunters reported having pets.
Fixed a bug where……Ah just kidding we actually added MORE bugs, enjoy the lag and awkward moments.

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http://cncalife.com/]]> http://cncalife.com/blog/2009/06/15/omfgim-having-a-big-laughs/feed/ 0 http://cncalife.com/blog/2008/08/15/kimya-dawson-tree-hugger/ http://cncalife.com/blog/2008/08/15/kimya-dawson-tree-hugger/#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:26:19 +0000 linskystar http://cncalife.com/blog/2008/08/15/kimya-dawson-tree-hugger/ The flower said, “I wish I was a tree,”
The tree said, “I wish I could be
A different kind of tree,
The cat wished that it was a bee,
The turtle wished that it could fly
Really high into the sky,
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.
And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

And the flower
Would be its offering
Of love to the desert.
And the desert,
So dry and lonely,
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort.

Et le chacalot a dit:
“Je voudrais être un yéti
Pour voler dans la nuit
Et m’envoler loin d’ici”
Mais le yéti a dit:
“Je veux être un monstre marin
Pour pouvoir sauter dans la mer
De tous les requins”

And the rattlesnake said,
“I wish I had hands so
I could hug you like a man.”
And then the cactus said,
“Don’t you understand,
My skin is covered with sharp spikes
That’ll stab you like a thousand knives.
A hug would be nice,
But hug my flower with your eyes.”

The flower said, “I wish I was a tree,”
The tree said, “I wish I could be
A different kind of tree,
The cat wished that it was a bee,
The turtle wished that it could fly
Really high into the sky,
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.
And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

And the flower
Would be its offering
Of love to the desert.
And the desert,
So dry and lonely,
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort.

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1978年出生的过亚弥乃，在大学期间就开始发表歌曲。
并以一曲单纯清新的《幸运草》开始引起注意。
她早年的音乐多为民谣式的小品，配以小巧的夏威夷四弦琴，
一派置身田园海滩的风情。
从2000年开始，以每年一张的速度推出专辑，始终获得极高评价。
尤其是当她的《幻化成凤》被选为吉卜力动画《猫的报恩》主题曲之后，
她的歌声也逐渐为我们所熟悉。
清新、自然、充满邻家女孩气质的音乐，
在浮华嘈烦的流行乐坛，显得如此的清浊不染、至纯至真。
我最讶异于这样一个事实：
每次下班回家，一旦放起她的音乐，
总能让我绷紧了一天的神经立刻松弛。
有些评论所谓的”烦恼抛于脑后”，”抚慰失落的心境”，”重燃生活的热情”，
我个人觉得是感同身受、毫不夸张。
真是无愧于疗伤系女歌手的美名。

这张BEST收集了她出道以来最棒的歌曲,不听实在浪费了- -

歌曲列表:  

1.そばにいるから

在你身边,爱你的她一直在身边,这难道不是最幸福的事情么- -世上最幸福的事情- -

2.クローバー  

为了你,我一直在微笑,你此刻一定是幸福的吧.

3.心は君のもとへ  

我的心在你那儿,不再属于我,所以,请别折磨我了,嫁给我吧…

4.君にありがとう  

对你轻声说出”谢谢”,谢谢你给我那么一段美丽的爱情,还有永远可以收藏的回忆,谢谢.

5.恋人どうし  

幸福,青涩的爱情,两个人亲密的人儿哪,不管是去哪,都要在一起.两个人的心,不可思议的连在一起,多么奇妙的感觉.我们,正恋爱着.

6.愛のかけら☆恋のかけら

透过黑暗,忍耐着寂寞,我一直在等待着你.即使等待的日子再苦,我也不会哭泣,因为一直想念着你.

7.風になる  

幻化成风,让我们自由地跟随爱情地旋律起舞吧.

8.雨音  

下雨的声音,滴答滴答,淋在我寂寞的心,也带走了我的哀愁.

9.桜の木の下で  

樱花树下,我们曾经有过美丽的约定,即使现在人物全非,我却仍然在思念着你,思念你那温暖的怀抱.

10.ありきたりなロマンス

Romantic,这不属于笨蛋的你,也不属于迟钝的我,所以,让我们正式,以爱情的名义交往吧.

11.パレード  

悠扬的旋律,翩翩起舞的你多么美丽,远处的我,安静地看着,思绪远飞.

12.春風  

扑面而来的春风,我们初次相遇了.也许爱情就是这样突如其来,我开始如此等待与你的每一次相遇…

13.Shiny Day  

甜蜜的爱情,甜蜜的亲吻,我们手挽手,不管是痛苦,还是甜蜜,我们一起分享,因为我们是相爱的.

14.愛の真夏  

I KNOW,我们的夏天,是一起度过的,即使现在我不能在你身边,但是,总有一天,我会带着约定回来的,相信我.

15.ゆびきり  

勾勾我们的小拇指,约定了一个美妙的未来,我的梦想还在很远的地方,而远离我的你,现在仍然记得那个遥远的约定吗?

16.星降る夜のクリスマス

这个圣诞节,孤单的我,远望着星空,期待着一场奇妙的相遇.

17.ぎゅっと抱きしめて

越过遥远的距离,我就要与你相见了,碧空下,没有什么可以阻止我与你的相见.

18.おいたままラヴレター  

一封搁置的情书,是谁写给谁的?年轻时候的你我,是不是都写给过她(他)一封青涩的情书呢?

19.ブルー  

稍微有些哀伤,现在请不要打扰我.我知道,任性的我,就是喜欢着你.

20.恋のささやき   

爱情的魔力,很奇妙,不是么.即使是微小的事情,如果是为了你而做,我也会很甜蜜的.

21.シャララ  

SHALALA,浪漫的情歌.

22.君に会いに行きましょう  

现在,只想着与你相见,只想着与你聊天,只想着与你在一起.

23.月が泣いてる  

月亮都在哭泣,为什么爱情总是让人伤心.

24.黄金の月  

金黄色的月亮,- -莫非会变身成可怕的狼人!- -

25.猫になりたい   

不要问我为什么,我宁愿成为一只可爱会撒娇的猫儿,只属于你的猫儿.

26.たんぽぽ  

随风轻轻飘散的蒲公英,是不是也像着我们,有一天,也要漂泊到很远的地方.

27.君の花が咲いていた  

你总是那么的美丽,就像一朵即将绽放的花朵,希望有一天,你会为我而怒放.

28.チェリー  

你回不来了,我知道,未来就像一条不能回头的道路,你我选择了两条不同的道路,原来,爱情也能让人这么悲伤啊.

29.恋はやさしく  

爱情总是甜美,你带给我太多的回忆,还有太多太多的悲伤.

30.いつまでも二人で  

不管到了什么时候,我们2个人都要在一起,不管是多么寒冷的夜晚,只要有你在,就感觉不到寂寞.

31.君のうた  

这是一首只为你歌唱的情歌,现在的你,却不知道身在何处.只剩下一个寂寞的我,在这相思的夜里,寂静地为你唱着.

32.CMソングメドレー  

电视广告的一些插曲- -

推荐歌曲:

4.5.7.15.21.22.25.28.其他的也很赞哦!

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< Alkivar> we’re cruisin… maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up … siren blasting … chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we’re both like should we stop … there’s no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us … comes out gun drawn … pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> “SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT’S LICENSE”
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot’s license
< Alkivar> cop’s jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I’ve ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes “get the fuck out of here”
< Alkivar> no ticket… too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I’ll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail

在纽约PARTY了整个周末之后，我们开车回家……周日下午我们向西开……
我们一路巡航，速度大概在130-140mph之间 （注：这两B疯了……130-140mph就等于是210~225km/h）
从路边的一架警车旁边“飞过”
警灯亮了……警笛响了……在高速公路上向我们追过来
我们俩很犹豫要不要停下来……他根本追不上我们的 （注：……）
我们最后决定要当乖孩子，停车
警察追上来。。。边下车边掏枪。。。怒气冲冲
走到我们车边说
“孩子，出示你的飞行执照！”
杰森就掏出了他那张该死的飞行员执照
那警察的下巴掉到了他妈的地上
我这辈子见过的最他妈惊讶的表情
那关口上……警察不满地咕哝了一句“妈的，给老子滚”
没开牛肉干……可能是太难堪了
我这辈子绝对不会忘记那天
我当时以为我们吃定牢饭了

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天海相隔，日复一日

And I slowly go insane
我日见焦灼

I hear your voice on the line
话筒传来你的声音

But it doesn’t stop the pain
但却止不了我心中的痛

If I see you next to never
如果你我难以相间

How can we say forever
又如何谈得上永远

Wherever you go
无论你去到何方

Whatever you do
无论你在做何事

I will be right here waiting here waiting for you
我都将在这里等你

Whatever it takes or how my heart breaks
无论要付出什么或者我的心怎样破碎

I will be right here waiting for you
我都将在这里等你

I took for granted, all the times That I thought would last somehow
我总是想当然的认为我们终究可以持续下去

I hear the laughter, I taste the tears But I can’t get near you now
我听到嘲笑，我尝到苦涩的泪,但我无法靠近你

Oh, can’t you see it baby You’ve got me in crazy
哦，亲爱的，难道你不见我为你而迷醉

I wonder how we can survive This romance
我想知道这段爱情如何才能维系

But in the end if I’m with you I’ll take the chance
但如果最终我能和你在一起,我一定会好好珍惜这个时机

天海相隔，日复一日

And I slowly go insane
我已渐渐憔悴

I hear your voice on the line
恍惚传来你的声音

But it doesn’t stop the pain
却抚平不了心中伤痛

If I see you next to never
如果你我真的再难相逢

How can we say forever
我们如何相信永远？

Wherever you go
无论你去到何方

Whatever you do
无论你现在怎样 

I will be right here waiting here waiting for you
我都将在这里静静等待

Whatever it takes or how my heart breaks
就算一无所有，就算满心悲伤，

I will be right here waiting for you
我都将在这里静静等待

I took for granted, all the times That I thought would last somehow
曾经一直，以为我们，终会在一起

I hear the laughter, I taste the tears But I can’t get near you now
笑声犹在，泪水却落下，你到底在何方？

Oh, can’t you see it baby You’ve got me in crazy

哦，你又怎忍看见我为你痴狂?

I wonder how we can survive This romance
不知道怎样才可让爱永存

But in the end if I’m with you I’ll take the chance
只知若你回来，我将紧紧拥抱，不再分离.

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题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。

老 师评语: 妈妈关切一下

题目 : 好… 又好 ..
小朋友写 : 妈妈的腿,好 细又好粗…

老 师评语: 那到底是 细还是粗？

题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸 陆陆续续的回来。

老 师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀 ?

题目: 谢谢 …. 因为 ……
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因 为她每天都帮我写作业 ……

老师评语 : 原来你的作业是妈妈写的 !!!!!!!

题目 : 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语 : 老师更难过 ……

题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语 : 要每天洗才干 净 ~~

?目: 一… 便…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完 饭，就大便。

老 师评语: 造句不要乱造 …

?目 : 又….. 又…..
小朋友?: 我的 妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

 老师评语 :你妈妈 ……是怪物 吗 ?

?目 :  好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁

老师： ………

?目: 况且
小朋友：一 辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．

老师： ……………

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控制照相机和提供外置电源的回路:0=ON/OFF(low active),M=地线，P=3.3V 电源

触发器/快门 的信号部分可以在第2快线路板的交换终端T找到(low active)

在图片中可以看到基于Attny2313的微控制线路板的回路图。后来我更换到了一块Attny13板(8针)。可以看到那个接口可以同时用于编程以及控制。

 图中就是连接到照相机以及控制它的微控制器电路板。

背部的部分是连接器，连接到相机上同时用于对微控制器的编程 。

这里你可以看到线路板插入到相机的效果图。绿色控制器非常合适uC板的编程接口。

cat cam效果图。

 Mr.lee的catcam. catcam购买网址：

 具体的效果图片 。老实说。。。还不错的说。。从爱喵的眼中看世界。。。原来。。这就是爱猫们的聚会活动。。。

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　　A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
　　
　　基督教民主党：你有两头母牛，你留下一头，把另外一头送给你的邻居。
　　
　　A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
　　
　　社会主义者：你有两头母牛，政府拿走了一头，并把它送给了你的邻居。
　　
　　AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
　　
　　美国共和党：你有两头母牛，你的邻居一头都没有。那又怎样？

　　
　　AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
　　
　　美国民主党：你有两头母牛，你的邻居一头都没有。你为此成就有负罪感。你投票选举人民成立办公室，向你的母牛征税，逼迫你不得不卖掉一头母牛来缴纳税款；然后你推选的人们用税款买了一头母牛，送给你的邻居。现在你心里感觉平衡了。
　　
　　A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
　　
　　共产主义者：你有两头母牛，政府把两头都夺走了，然后向你供应牛奶。
　　
　　A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
　　
　　法西斯者：你有两头母牛，政府把两头都夺走了，然后把牛奶卖给你。你加入了地下组织，开始反抗运动。
　　
　　DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
　　
　　民主主义，美国方式：你有两头母牛，政府向你征重税以至于你不得不把它们都卖掉。政府用税金来援助国外一个只有一头母牛的人，这是你的政府的一份礼物。
　　
　　CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
　　
　　资本主义，美国方式：你有两头母牛，你卖掉一只，买进一只公牛，然后生产出一群母牛。
　　
　　BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
　　
　　官僚主义，美国方式：你有两头母牛，政府将它们都取走，射死其中一头，从另一头身上挤奶并付钱给你，然后把这些奶倒进下水道里。
　　
　　AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
　　
　　美国公司：你有两头母牛，你卖掉一头，强迫另一头生产四头牛的奶。当这头牛死掉的时候你很惊讶。
　　
　　A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
　　
　　法国公司：你有两头母牛，你却在罢工，因为你想要三头牛。
　　
　　A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
　　
　　日本公司：你有两头母牛，你改良这些牛，于是它们体型只有原来的十分之一，产奶量却是原来的二十倍，然后你制造出栩栩如生的母牛卡通片，取名Cowkimon，然后销售到全世界。
　　A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
　　
　　德国公司：你有两头母牛，你重新塑造了它们，于是它们能活一百年，每月只吃一次，然后你让它们自己给自己挤奶。
　　
　　A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd’s pie, please.
　　
　　英国公司：你有两头母牛，它们疯了，它们死了。肉馅土豆饼没有人敢吃了。
　　
　　AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
　　
　　意大利公司：你有两头母牛，但是你不知道他们在那里。你正在休息吃午餐。
　　
　　A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
　　
　　俄国公司：你有两头母牛。你数了一遍，得到的数字是5头母牛；你又数了一遍，结果成了42头母牛；你再数了一遍，结果变成12头。你不数了而是打开了另一瓶伏特加。

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
　　
　　瑞士公司：你有5000头母牛，但是它们都不属于你，你让别人养，然后向他们收费。
　　
　　A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
　　
　　巴西公司：你有两头母牛，你和一个美国公司成立了合资公司，很快你有了1000头母牛，那个美国公司宣告破产。
　　
　　AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
　　
　　印度公司：你有两头母牛，你把它们都当成神供奉了起来。
　　
　　A 马-赛-克 CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.
　　
　　瓷器公司：你有两头母牛，你有300个人为它挤奶。你宣布零失业率，高生产率，并把报道这个的新闻记者抓了起来。
　　
　　AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?
　　
　　以色列公司：它们都是犹太母牛，对吗？他们开了一个牛奶工厂，一个冰激凌商店，然后出售电影版权。他们将小牛犊送到哈佛大学取得博士学位。现在，谁需要人才呢？
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